The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142432   Message #3387010
Posted By: Joe_F
06-Aug-12 - 11:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012
For those of a certain age:

Conductor: Why is that lantern hanging outside the upper berth?
Porter: Why, sir, you know the rule says you have to hang out a red lantern when the rear end of a sleeper is exposed.