I'm pretty sure I've never met your wife, ever. Or talked to her, exchanged emails, sent semaphore signals, used CW or IM, or in any other way communicated anything to her except that Olddude is trustworthy, loyal, brave, clean, reverent, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful and thrifty.

"D.B. Cooper" -- a "Daniel B. Cooper" visited my late Great-Aunt Marie Cooper just before the incident. He stayed for two weeks and has never been seen again. No one in the family (except Aunt Marie) knew him or had even heard of him before. Aunt Marie died in 1990, so it would be hard to ask her about him now. My brother told me about this and you could ask him, but I don't suggest it because he likes to shoot first and let you ask questions if you survive.