Don't be blaming rap, olddude. You shouldn't have left the credit-card receipt for the jump on your dresser. That, plus the charge on the Visa bill from Super-Adrenaline Take the Plunge Services sealed your fate.

I'm glad to hear that the DB Cooper mystery is finally solved. (My lips are sealed, of course.) Too bad about the loot. Endangered owls have probably used it to build their nests by now.