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Thread #146354   Message #3388398
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
10-Aug-12 - 01:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: Redneck Tragedy
Subject: RE: BS: Redneck Tragedy
I got NO interest in NASCAR. It's entertainment for idiots as far as I'm concerned. The only really good uses for a car (other than yer Sunday drive or gettin' the groceries or impressin' yer gal) are....

1. Getaway car from bank job or other heist
2. Drive-by shooting
2. Pursuit car(s)

The old kind with runnin' boards are best, cos ya can stand on the outside and shoot back while the car is movin', meanin' ya don't have to shoot out the rear window glass.

Then ya got yer bulletproof cars, handy for presidents and other high officials in these dangerous times.

- Chongo