Just like I've come to expect dishonesty, prevarication, and dirty tricks from paid agents of the opposin' parties...

I ain't been transgenderized, mister, and you know it. I am as masculine as distilled essence of John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Tarzan boiled down to 99 proof. I make Chuck Norris look like a gigglin' schoolgirl. I chew rusty nails fer breakfast and rip telephone books in half with my bare feet. I can spit in the eye of a rattlesnake at 100 feet and down a 40 ounce bottle of whiskey in 25 seconds. What I don't know about bein' male simply ain't worth knowin'.

- Chongo