I've been far too hard on Shame and I apologize. Several people have told me that Shame isn't "as bad as all that" and that his personal cleanliness doesn't "leave a lot to be desired." Since these are people who seem to know him quite well, I'll take their words for it. I'm also told that, attracted by the bright lights and big city life, he moved from Blind River quite some time ago and, should you wish to meet him, can often be found at 457 Church Street in Toronto.

So, Shame, you're not as bad as I assumed you were, nor are you as stupid as I once thought. Shame, my opinion of you can't get any higher!