They say men improve with age......Well you certainly are older and I can see from the getaway pix that your looks are only marginally improving. Ya' gotta' work harder at it my friend.

Of course I am beginning to worry about your mental state as well as you near Bert's age, especially as I notice that you have expressed an interest in growing a tail! Now I know you're living in West By God Virginia but this form of evolutionary is NOT really warranted!

Happy Birfusday anyway

Spaw