Steady on Al, if he'll be a genius, the likes of you could have a whole religion created in your name. What would the neighbours say? You'd certainly not get a visa to revisit Worksop...

Hey Joe! Very good, very wise but the problem with biblical interpretation is that very few bible classes have the benefit of your sage wisdom. Hence my dismissal of the good book as a power for good is a bit like the inert gun, never hurt anyone till the wrong person pulled the trigger. Doesn't make guns a good idea and neither does the bible make for good solutions to getting people to respect each other's lifestyle.

Sorry but I genuinely believe that to be the case.