The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3390951
Posted By: GUEST
16-Aug-12 - 12:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Y'know, Amos, I hafta ask myself sometimes...why do I even bother talkin' to a presence as insubstantial and downright unlikely as you are? It seems quite probable to me that YOU are a figment of someone's imagination. You don't pull much weight or gain much credibility in my world, mister. You are just a vague, dreamlike figure to me, see? On the day that you walk up the stairs to my front door, knock on it, and ask fer my assistance to track down the plumber yer wife ran off with...then I will take you seriously...providin' you can ante up a decent retainer, that is.

- Chongo