OK, that made sense. (Charles Macfarlane)

Meself is turned on and his laptop (the electro-mechanical one) is turned off... except you have way too much junk on your junk. What kind of sandwiches, BTW?
I used to use my laptop on my lap, but it was even lazier than you. I was in a recliner. I had red blotched on my legs which were probably caused by abnormal capillary growth because of the heat and electrical stuff. I dunno-- it was there all the time, but eventually went away.

I believe they sell little vacuum cleaners for keyboards.