Her feet were flat as a bathroom mat, can't imagine how they got like that but her name was Catalina madelina whoopscata waka docka oco loco Pocka was her name
her neck was tall as a ten foot pole, right in the middle was a big fat mole
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Her head was big as a watermelon, that's why she never could catch a fella.
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Is about as far as I ever learned. Never actually heard the song but my sister taught it to me.