"Subject: RE: BS: 58% Say The Rich Deserve Their Wealth"

Predicate: RE: BS: The other 42% say that if God meant humans to fly we would have been born with wings.

Republicans were vocal on the issue because they wanted to add their two percent but a mathematics guy said there was no place to put it. Democrats were strangely silent after suggesting in an off-camera remark that they knew where it could be put. Libertarians were once again doing a Dali and the Greens refused to comment except to say, "What?" An independent candidate who wanted to express his views was declined an interview because he could not ensure he'd avoid the word 'fuck' while on air. He couldn't offer assurances about what might happen if he got high on grass before the interview.

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