IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS.

At almost the last minute, the festival committee has managed to secure a late concert appearance by the legendary Jenny Talia Band.

The band has had a serious rupture of late, so nobody knows for certain what the lineup will be. However, I'm reliably informed that Red Scrotum will be playing the knackers, and the always reliable Richard Hampden will be showing the world what he's made of. Jenny will be leading them on vulvazula and, as always, the band's programme will be gleaned directly from oral transmission.

Best of all, this sudden addition will not lead to any increase in ticket prices. That's because the band is funded entirely by pubic subscription.