I'm not entirely in disagreement with Henry Krinkle on this one...

so it's fortunate I'm not a singer
as I'd have to restrict myself to only singing songs authentic to my current social status and lifestyle
of mainly eating, sleeping, shitting, shagging
and wasting a few hours each day watching TV and effing about on the internet...

Are there any folk songs about sitting on the sofa watching TV
with a bottle of cider and a bag of tortilla chips,
and giving the wife an affectionate grope up the front of her jumper
during the ad breaks..???