I've been carrying on an email conversation with my dead grandmother for years. What's the big deal? Did your grandmother not love you enough to stay in touch? She says she learned to play the harp and gets to have all the sex she wants, although she had to get used to working around the wings. I think it's so cool that they were able to link the World Wide Web with HeavenWeb. Apparently the only real problem is that Satan and crew have figured out how to spam the HeavenWeb, so she has to put up with a lot of messages about how to get rich and how to be a fundamentalist Christian.

Oh, for you Catholics out there, she says the rule is supposed to be "celebrate", not "celibate".