Maybe we're dealing with a prankster here. It's not salty enough to be 'Spaw (unless he's in one of his occasional nice-guy moods), and it's not Conrad 'cause it's not "klannish" enough, and it's not sweet enough to be Praise. Doesn't really sound like gargoyle either. It's probably not Michael, unless he's finished buying up all the copyrights in the music world has has nothing else to do. Maybe Sherlock Holmes coulld help us figure this one out. First clue: self-proclaimed jingoistic star who likes to show his/her ass. Ring a bell with anybody?