G'day Mcpiper,

OK, so John is right. I can scan in the words from Brad Tate's collection of Australian Bawdry ... of the same name - when I get back from tonight's Monday Night Session. There are a few variants of this, but I think Brad's is the most (il)legitimate.

Perhaps I had best PM it to you ... I'll see what it looks like on screen.

Regards,

Bob Bolton