Given the likelihood that Bigfoot...if they do exist...definitely would not want to be EVER be "discovered" by humanity, they would surely be delighted by any and all statements issued by skeptics asserting the extreme unlikelihood of their existence.

They would even probably be eager to issue such statements themselves and disseminate them widely, while posing as humans, of course, when they did it.

This prompts me to wonder. Could JohnInKansas actually BE a Bigfoot? Or could he just be a paid agent working on their behalf? ;-D And what about you, Ebbie? What is your true foot size? (Heh! Heh!)

I agree about the policemen, by the way. They do tend to move in a bottom-heavy fashion, and it probably is their gear that causes them to. Or it might be their heavy leather shoes. Or both.

The real reason, by the way, that Bigfoot tend to hide away in the really deep and remote forest regions is this: they're trying to avoid Spaw. That's why you never see them at the corner store or at WalMart.