Well, I'd have to say I'm surprised that the poster who began this rather inane thread is willing to surrender his "bollox" to complete strangers on such a slender pretext. This assuming that we would want them, which I don't think we do...

As for "sycophants talking about what they would like to do but can't"...ha! ha! I laugh with utter disdain. I can play and write a folksong better than you can any day of the week, you pretentious pissant, famous or not. Just watch me.