And, really. Bigfoot is down toward Cap Pele tending a seasonal trailer park. Be da lard jaysus dat lad had heavy feet. How he could shuffle leaves and thump shale at the same time was beyond me.

Yes, actually. You do have to live in the backwoods of Kent County, NB, Canada (or any other redneck/good ol boy/somewhat eccentric fellow spot) to get that joke. Given that I am one of the few here, at least I entertained myself with that joke and that is what counts.