The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #27589   Message #339478
Posted By: John Hardly
12-Nov-00 - 11:01 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 45
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 45
...sometimes fiction is stranger than truth...


DON' BE MESSIN' WID FROGZ!



BUD
WISE
ER

BUD
WISE
ER

BUD
WISE
___


Where'd he GO!__________BUD
Oh, I know!_____________WISE (continue as chant)
It just figgers,
It's those giggers!

Catch that truck!
Two tongues stuck
Two-frog-terror
in the rear-view mirror.

Now inside,
frogs will hide.
Find a way
To make 'em pay.

Revenge is nigh
rednecks die!!!!!
The plan they use?
Pull that fuse!

Can't drive on
Headlights gone
Put the fix
On two drunk hicks

Plant the thought.
How Poole ought
The fuse replace
with a bullet case.

Left shoulder--BUD
Right shoulder--WISE
Whisper to Poole
"Do it you fool"

Poole looks down
Space left round
Bullet fits fine
"matter of time"--(WISE)

Bullet BANG!!!
Scrote hang
Teste puncture
No more functure.

It's a rule
Frog's no fool
If you cross 'em
You had better run like hell!


John neveronetocolorinthelines Hardly