Please don't shoot me. I don't own a gun.

One day after 13 people were wounded in shootings over a half-hour in Chicago, at least another 17 people were shot as the city experienced a violent start to the weekend, the Chicago Tribune reports

Were they perpetrated by right wingers or left wingers? Were they Obama Supporters or Tea Partiers?

Were they wicked greedy Bankers or suppliers of dope for Liberals who embrace the drug culture?

Legal immigrants or "undocumented" immigrants? Jobless people?

But that is not a problem for the Mayor, Chick Chick-Fil-A is the problem. The real enemy.

High College tuition, free contraceptives, Mitts dog, Ann's horse, they are the issues to be dealt with first.