Wouldn't disagree with those final animadversions, Steve; what a silly fellow* indeed: but it was of course the demon rum speaking ~~ one of the things which induced me entirely to give up drinking a dozen or so years ago, along with the fact that I suddenly realised that I had never actually liked it much.

Be a bit understanding about the obvious diplomatic or ethical or whatever reasons for not proceeding with any sort of DNA test ~ the implications of even appearing to contemplate such a thing...

~M~

*Rather than the epithet you chose: & I am the one that the booby Woodson accuses of being unable to post without abuse. He really is something else, isn't he!