Adam was a gardener, Eve a gardeneress;
raised Cain and Able cabbages and crest;
one day Adam got discouraged and pulled up the stakes
and started drinking huricurn to keep from seeing snakes.

Noah was a carpenter stumbling in the dark;
tripped on a hammer and built himself an ark;
in marched the animals two by two;
the hippapopatamis and the kick kangaroo.

Jonah was a sailing man, decided to take a sail;
he took a sail in the belly of a whale;
tickled the whale 'till the whale got sore
and coughed him up on Ninava's shore.

Daniel was a wise gut wouldn't obey the king;
the king said he wouldn't stand for such a thing;
he put him in a dungeon with lions down beneith;
but Daniel was a dentist and he pulled the lions' teeth.

David was a shephard boy a fighting little cuss;
he and Goliath got into a fuss;
he picked up a cobble stone and hit him on the dome
and Goliath heard the birdies singin' Home Sweet Home.

God made Satan;
Satan made sin;
God made a hot place to keep Satan in;
Satan didn't like it and he said he wouldn't stay
and he's been the very devil ever since that day.