Now who do the "garden variety" criminals vote for?

I give up. You're right. They vote for Democrats.

They've never registered to vote. They have no idea who's running for office. They don't know when elections are held. They don't know where the polling places are. They don't know the difference between a Democrat and a Republican.

But, somehow, they manage to cast votes for a straight Democratic ticket.

Yes, it's true! All drug dealers, pimps, prostitutes, car thieves, burglars, shoplifters, and extortionists are Democrats!

There, feel better now?