I have searched the place from stem to stern but have yet to locate the red velvet carpet. It is my fervent hope and fondest desire that if I were to play "Irish Rover" on my copy-cat version of a Kay guitar, you might deem it appropriate to accompany me on your Bhodran. (I presume it must be gold plated or something. The run-of-the-mill bhodrans I have seen so far are not allowed to be capitalized.)

BTW, don't be too very impressed by the 23 postings. We get that many on threads which say no more than "I am looking for a song".