Oh dear. I am in a dither. Could you, as a demure lass from northwestern Canada, actually be saying something allusionary (yeah... I made that up... cool, eh? Well, unless it's been done eh?) with your cheek(s)?

Perhaps I should leave such childish humour in my own mind?

And, no, not me... not that there is anything wrong with that... with proper lube, of course. I am always about safety first, right?