Bert, milk delivery question. Did you do this by horse and cart? Serious.

Use to set up Pins at a bowling ally. Got 10cent's a string. That was tough.
After school the bus driver would drop me off near a swamp and I would check my trap line. Caught many muskrat and the odd mink. Sold the pelts to the Hudson Bay Company.

Rap. Love your closing line. "There wasn't much of an inheritance besides great breeding and upbringing". How true.
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