Senior informed sources report that President Obama and candidate Romney were caught in a police raid on a "love nest" in Southern New Jersey. Also caught were the Canadian Prime Minister and the Queen of England, who were not named "due to diplomatic immunity." Joseph Biden and someone name "Ryan" were also taken into custody. A frowsy blonde, believed to be Anne Coulter, fled the scene with a fat little man believed to be someone named or called "Rushie."

More as this develops.