Now that we've milked this for just about all it's worth, I think we should turn this into another limerick thread, since you can never have enough of those, whereas pointless threads by obnoxious flamers are a dime a dozen, and that's not even on sale.

Here goes:

A poster who thinks himself famous
Created an account just to flame us
But Spaw (who is longer)
Just flamed him back stronger
Then Max went tsk-tsk just to shame us.

Alex
O..O
=o=