Following your failure to elect a President of the USA to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

I don't think it would make things much worse. Unless you tried to inflict your god damn idiotic gun laws on us.

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your cooperation and... have a nice day!

OK, but...we get a credit against the amount due for the money we...well, our parents and grandparents...spent to get Hitler off your backs.

Peter.