Abuse right back to you, Brige, you simplistic naïf booby.

So how much further are we? And who do you take the great Richard Bridge to be, to decide who deserves what? What are his qualifications for such august decision-making?

Booby. Droopy-drawers. Snotnose. Lollilegs.

Or, if you prefer, I consider your Weltnschauung to be jejune and unintelligent and unacceptable.

Under my hand and seal this -- day of -- 20--.

Your indisputable superior