You got some not bad ideas there, Bobertz. It might not work as well as gettin' ME elected...but I think it would still be an improvement over what we got now.

I been doin' the "empty chair" schtick at all my campaign rallies now, mercillessly Eastwoodin' my political opponents. It's workin' great. The audiences love it. To the right of me is an empty chair symbolizin' Obama. Even farther to the right of me is another empty chair symbolizin' Romney. (Get the joke?) The one with Romney is so far to the right that I gotta YELL REALLY LOUD when I talk to it! ;-D Then slightly to the left I got one of them high chairs they use for little kids at restaurants, and it's there to symbolize.....Bobertz!

I crack wise at all 3 of these chairs, makin' witticisms and pretendin' I hear dumbass replies from them. The crowd eats it up.

I really gotta thank Clint for givin' me this great idea, even if he is backin' the Republicans. We been old buddies goin' way back. We do not agree all that much when it comes to politics, but we do agree on guns, liquor, and women...and that has made the basis for a lastin' friendship.

- Chongo