there oughta be an automated system, Max, that after 5 or so 'reports', it puts up a message that says "This problem has already been reported"...(see, there is one job for YOUR benefit!)

and, in a system of such 'Earth Moving' world-wide importance...(you know, like Civil Defense, and Cable TV)..we will eventually need a back-up 'fixer' so folk junkies don't miss their fixes while you are vacationing.