Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your cooperation and... have a nice day!

As one of the afforementioned Revenue Officers, I will be over on the next flight, just as soon as I find my bowler hat and rolled umbrella.....

OK, but...we get a credit against the amount due for the money we...well, our parents and grandparents...spent to get Hitler off your backs.

Sorry, late filing penalty..... 3 years late! Interest should just about take that over the $1m ..... *BG*

LTS