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Thread #146796   Message #3400993
Posted By: gnu
06-Sep-12 - 04:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin
Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin
"Has a Canadian-bred Bobert been born in Gnu?" ???

"Heavens to Betsy!" ???

Heavens to Betsy, NO! Now, I dunno Bobert all that well but I dare say Bobert would be deemed a gentleman by da girls I goes wit.

When I was a good ol boy I woulda asked ye fellers if ya wanted ta hunt hunt? I ain't gonna explain it in open forum but I will say my old man taught me that a man don't need no gun. Just lotsa carrots an turnips... an balls. (Disclaimer... we ain't got no hogs up here. Gun required fer them.)