Forgot to mention...just got a note from Dave Para in MO, who quotes this comment from a friend: "You mean these old ladies in Palm Beach can play 15 bingo cards simultaneously but they can't punch a ballot?"

Also another Jewish haiku from a friend in Brooklyn:

Old Jewish Voters: Three thousand for Buchanan? Like rain falling up.

Sheesh...no matter how big the disaster, the internet hums with jokes within seconds. Guess if you can't laugh...