Thanks to all - we had fun with this one. Sure, Barbara; you can put it in Folknik, but I 'spect the humor of this will fade rather quickly as the court battles get nastier...

Verses will inevitably get added onto this, but as 2/3 of us are Federal employees, we'd rather not get credited with any verses for which we're not directly responsible, as there's no telling how scurrilous they may get. Folks have our permission to sing this and enjoy it, but please attribute it to The Civil Serpents and leave our real names out of it, especially if you're going to change it...