a most humble effort:

A poster from over the ocean
Who isn't quite up on his spellin'
Came into our house
And acted the louse
But in class he surely was wantin'.

Then Max took a page from Bro Joe
And cautioned us all to go slow
He said it might be
A real refugee
And our own ass we oughtn't to show. **

"Spaw - 'tis a real pearl ye are.