I found this thread a help in bring back my memory of a song I heard from Fritz Shuler..... thought I would modernize it a bit...

Rich girl rides in a Cadillac Seville
Poor girl she does the same
My gal drives a car that only goes downhill
And she gets there just the same

Rich gal she wears fancy perfume,
Poor girl like to do the same
My gal don't wear no perfume at all,
but you can smell her just the same.

Rich girl wears a designer dress
Poor girl she like to do the same
My gal wears a WalMart vest
But she's purty just the same

Rich girl lives in a big brick house
Poor girl she does the same
My gal lives in the LaCrosse jail
It's a brick house just the same

And

here's my quick video of it.