Mama, Mama, can't you see
what Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to pee in a porcelain bowl.
now I'm peeing in a hole.

Mama, Mama, can't you see
what Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to eat crème brulee.
now I'm eating PBJ.

Mama, Mama, can't you see
what Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to drive a Cadillac.
now I'm hiking with a pack.

Mama, Mama, can't you see
what Girl Scout camp has done to me?
I used to wear a lot of skirts.
now I'm wearing dirty shirts!


A mom's daughter learned that at camp.