So, my buddy's kid, early 20s, buys a Win 7mm and a... nevermind exactly what but he bought a pump action shotgun. W T F ??? 7mm??? Is he choppin fuckin trees ta get ta the shot? Sorry, I just can't get with the bigger is better theory when he hunts IN EASTER BRUSH fer fuck sake, eh?

And, a PUMP? W T F ? Ya buy an over&under (Russian if possible on accounta THEIR gunsmiths actually fuckin hunted and know what works in the woods. Yeah, you heard me. I talked to the VP shotguns at WIN when I wanted a replacement barrel custom made for my Defender and he told me that the 18" OC that came with the piece a fuckin shit was the very best for upland... fuck me! V fuckin P of shotguns and the fuckin guy says shit like that... apparently the idiot can't shoot worth fuck!) and ya got it for life. And ya don't gotta fuck with shit jammin things up... I mean, fer fuck sake, if yer gonna hunt birds ya gotta crawl thru shit and that's a jam sooner or later.

Now, I know not everybody knows what I mean about crawlin thru shit but I mean navigatin one-by-ones, what is yer one inch in diameter pine what grows one inch from the next one... and the next fuckin million. Try navigatin shit like that with a pump and then jackin shells. Lotta swearin gowan on sooner than...

And, the worst. A PUMP? When yer on a huge cock and it's drummin and yer movin in 20 to 40 feet between shows and you see it drummin on a stump at the edge of a HUGE copse of one-by-ones strew with fallen pine logs covered with moss (fer even a master Ruffed Grouse hunter*, that situation is an. "Ohhhh, fuck me!") the LAST FUCKIN thing ya wanna do is PUMP! Why not just stand up and fuckin frolic?... HELLO BIG COCK! FLY AWAY BEFORE I SHOOT YOU!

Another thing... a 3" chamber? W T F? What the Jesus are ye gonna shoot in the brush woods here with THAT? And the shells cost a lot more. Ya gowan after geese in the beaver ponds? Use a fuckin 22 like the rest of us. Just learn how to shoot so tha wardens don't catch ya. Grow tha fuck up little boy!

Big guns and big shotguns suck.

*Yup. Kinda proud of it, too. My Native is "Finesse". Why, I can call trout to the hook. No shit. I can. Ask me about calling trout with an axe some time. I gotta grab another old trut.