The Birthday Song I Wrote All By My Self
                by Rapparee

Ahem...

          Happy Birthday to you
          Your nose is so red
          You're another year older
          And soon you'll be dead.

NB: This here is copyrighted material and if you use it without permission the Copyright Police will kick down your door, shoot up your house, stomp your Martin, and punt you Apollonaire (or whatever that fancy gittar is called), and force you to listen to bad recording of off-key banjo playing while you're waterboarded in solitary confinement. Except that Amos can sing it all he wants on his birthday.