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Pago 5a
tic; lavatohy j;an
Last Monday morning the J'issus sa.id, ".Now Bob,
Go down to a steamship and got jraursolf a job#n
So being a man of action, 1 hopped on board a tram,
And twenty minutes later I was a la,vator;r man*
Nov/ my girl Flo, she thinks the world of mo,
But sho doosnft know I work in a ladies1 lavatory,
She comes down to meet mo, dressed in lovely clothes,
But whore the hell sho gets them, God only knows*
Her hats are black and blue and hor shoes are black and tan,
And I know she doesn't got them from the lavatory'- man,
One day upon the gangway from my duties I'm roli.-vod,
"lion looking on the wharf a lovely lady I perceived,
A lovely looking lady, full of grace and charm,
She had a lot of luggage and a baby on hor arm*
I raced down that gangway, just like a knight of old,
And grabbed the infant from her arms, - it was just 3 weeks old
It left a brown and yolloo stajni on my uniform spick and span,
'Bio bastard must have known I was the lavatory aan#