The royal family have been cashing in, in terms of enhancing their somewhat raggity image, on Kate's legs, arse, titties and charming fizzog for a good while now. It certainly isn't her brain-power that's been flaunted in front of us, has it? Just like they cynically did, and failed, with Diana. Watch that space, eh? She's hardly been kept under wraps. Naturally, the media have been complicit in this. It's frankly laughable to watch the royals squirm just because some obscure French society mag or whatever it is fails to play their game for them. Tuff titty, Kate!

As for the paparazzi being the real parasites, well they go out to work, they get paid their wages and go home for their tea. The royals, on the other hand, get our money poured all over them to do whatever they like with. Like staying in some French country mansion that most of us who pay for them to do it can only dream about.