Well, alanabit, as I recall no-one broke into anyone else's house to take those pics. If someone broke into my house with the specific aim of taking pics of me/mother/sis/missus/girlfriend (shhh...), I fear they would not obtain much of a marketable product. They did it not by breaking in but with that piece of kit which is all too well understood by the royals: the telephoto lens! Actually, I'm filmed walking down just about every town street these days, and I heard last week that one school near me is putting CCTV in the kids' bogs. Hey, where's the outrage there then?? One law for them...?

As for you, chongo chimpie, and little hawk I imagine, well done for indulging in that well-known, tired knee-jerk reaction common to all royalists when they hear criticism of their darling heroes: the critic is simply jealous! Not principled or imbued with any sense of fairness - just plain jealous! Ha bloody ha.

And, with this: Can't imagine why she took off her clothes completely while outside. The royals know full well there are extremely good telephoto lenses, and that any media photographer could get shots of her. Well said, Eliza. Of course they know, and of course they know they'll be snapped. They want to be snapped! They know that all the ensuing fuss will only enhance their standing in the eyes of the more gullible section of the public. Oh yes, royalists: your heroes are not only money-sponges, they are also among the most nasty, cynical and manipulative people on the planet. You clearly learned nothing from the disgraceful way they treated the People's Princess!