Steve, yer a very silly man who is doin' what he accuses others of...engagin' in a tired knee-jerk reaction, cos I ain't a royalist. Not even slightly. I got very little interest in the Royals. I just think the paparazzi are a buncha pestiferous, ammoral scum who act like jerks, that's all. I am neutral about the Royals. I ain't for 'em and and I ain't against 'em.

- Chongo