I was going to try a reasoned post like Tom and Diane, but I'm too old and it's pointless.

"Plodding", "Second rate" "nostalgia" "don't get out much musically" blahdey blahdey blah, can we please have some links from these people to THEIR God-like efforts? Compositions? Recordings? Published articles?

Christ, I can just see them spilling their takeaway pizzas on their keyboards while they weave fantasies about becoming the next Julie Burchill.