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GATE.
Republicans would like America to forget a Republican President resigned over a so called water gate scandal.

Don't let a little gate whimsey distract you from the real SCANDAL

Fake Gate.
Like a scene out of Mission Impossible (minus the 5 ft 7in twinkle toes) an actual Fake Gate may be respondsible for one of the most hidious crimes in America.
Inside a tractor trailer a complete working electified iron gate checkpoint was ready for deployment in just 90 seconds with four uniformed guards pulling it across the road and hooking up the power supply.
Just 1/8 of mile from the real Entry Gate but out of sight, the Fake Gate trailer waited to deploy until the advance Black Chevy SUV passed and rounded the curve. Seldom together, here they came with only 3 seconds to spare as the sign saying 'outer security perimeter' had to be steadied by hand.
Their SUV slowed prematurely causing hairs to stiffen and sphicters to pucker when David Koch said