Well my Pop just told me about your move. I am also a beautiful black cat but I have huge round golden eyes and long fur. I didn't mind in the least when My Mom and Pop moved, although they only moved to next door.

Tell your Mom that she has to put butter on your paws when you get to your new house. Cat legend has it that it will stop you running away. But really it's just a ploy we use to get a little extra butter.

I LIKE butter, and I like boxes so I'm envying your move. All those lovely boxes and all that lovely rustling paper. I wish we could move again. Butter, butter, butter.

Tweedle-Dummer.